Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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