Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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