Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
All I want is dick and wine.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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