Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
