who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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