Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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