Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay

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(503): View more from Oregon

he broke up with me so i peed in his bed

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(917): View more from New York City

I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do

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(631): View more from New York

Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?

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(225): View more from Louisiana

walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.

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(214): View more from Texas

you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?

(806): View more from Texas

i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.

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(904): View more from Florida

I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online

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