The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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