I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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