it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I want to fling myself into the sun
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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