Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
where are you?
Hypothermia
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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