How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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