are you still at the devil's house?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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