Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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