Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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