READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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