Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
