I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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