Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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