So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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