Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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