If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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