Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
operation harelip BJ is a go
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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