is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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