sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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