i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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