Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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