don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Houston, we have a squirter
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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