You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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