I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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