Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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