Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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