it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
