Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Redeem this text for a blowjob
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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