did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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