I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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