Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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