uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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