High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
