Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
