Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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