At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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