I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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