she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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