I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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