Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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