yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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