The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
