Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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