I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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