he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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